The Pope speaks with an Alien tongue.

I feel terrible, because somehow my back tire got damaged. Two rips in the side of it. I thought the thumping was something banging in the trunk. I’ve never had a flat tire before, and my driver’s window doesn’t work, so I couldn’t tell it was coming from there. I hope it was some strange ...

An early Christmas present for you!

An early Christmas present for you!
“The Three Wise Men All Chip In for a Nice Satellite Dish” Assignment for Illustration Friday: Wise. (I wasn’t in Slate yet, but could have used this there, too.) Owl? Too obvious. Wise, as in smartass? Too snarky. So I went with the wisest of the wise, and I’m ready to start Christmas early, too! ...