Some jailbirds fantasize about women in prison. Others dream about what political party would make them happy. I hope everyone knows that felons (prisoners) can’t vote. Oops. In some states, now, apparently felons can vote. (Maine and Vermont, at the date of this article, 2008). A loose-knit group of national organizations working to restore voting [...]

Charlie Sheen cartoon. See, I promised you one. I haven’t seen any other good ones, but will post as I find any. I mean, really. I’ve never watched Two and a Half Men, and don’t plan to now. Way too much bs, and the silly, silly media for encouraging this public breakdown! Phil Hendrie (KFI) [...]

When I was little, I remember lying on the living room couch with a sore throat and an upset tummy, miserable as only sick children can be. My grandmother was playing cards with a few of her friends, and I couldn’t have felt less festive. One of her friends, Aunt Rita, made me honey toast. [...]