
This is normally a Christmas cartoon, but should it run before or after Christmas?!
It seems logical that Santa would visit the unemployment office AFTER Christmas, of course, but those pesky editors just aren’t in the mood to buy Santa Claus anything after Christmas Day – I guess they think the cartoon should be half price! [...]

If you tell me, I’ll share the $150,000 reward with you, 50- 50.
It’s unbelievable, this wretched fire is still burning in places, several weeks later. KHTS:
The Station Fire is 94 percent contained, with full containment now expected September 22. So far, the incident has consumed 160,557 acres of the Angeles National Forest which has not [...]

Did Assemblyman Mike Duvall have sex? Maybe!
We know he liked to talk about it, but…where’s the beef?
This writer at the San Francisco Chronicle is very disrespectful:
Orange County Republicans are like weeds. Cut off one and another will grow in its place.
She continues:
At least Duvall spared his wife, two children, himself, the Assembly and his party [...]

Sometimes ideas come to me out of nowhere! In this case, I think I began with the sentence up to budget…and then just tried out some endings. I also don’t know why I thought of Mickey Mouse! It’s not like I like the character, or like Disney in any way. But it was a symbol [...]