Category: Holidays are funny

Nobody is born a conservative.

doctor tells pregnant mom that she

We just turn that direction when we see what a mess Liberals are making. This Mother’s Day cartoon is in honor of Cathy Seipp, a writer for National Review and many other publications, who taught me it’s okay to be a conservative. Cathy was also a fine mother, which defined her almost equally with her [...]

Obama sends a Valentine’s Day Card to the GOP.

Obama sends a Valentine card to the GOP

Oh, Obama. Your health care bill may not be so healthy after all. Judges are already dissing you. Hmm, this is totally strange. I did this cartoon a while ago, but just a few hours ago this went up, from The Hill: On Twitter Thursday, the GOP announced a new project, GOPValentine.com, which offers a [...]

Happy Halloween to the White House Scrooge.

white house witch cartoon

I’ve never been attracted to drugs. Okay, I may have tried a couple of things in college, but BOR-ING. Still, I have thought we should legalize marijuana forever. WTH, why is tobacco so good for you, yet pot isn’t? They both smell hideous, and they’re both addictive, but let people have what they want and  [...]

Second Amendment cartoon on the 4th of July.

2nd amendment cartoon on the 4th of July

Yay, sparklers! They’re illegal in California, or at least LA. Does that mean I don’t have any? Want to take a guess? They’re not legal in Philadelphia, either, but they have them in the Amish counties! Yup, Dwight Schrute territory. Right next to the special quilt fabrics and needles. The writing on the corner is [...]

Memorial Day cartoon.

soldier

Any excuse to draw a cemetery. This cartoon cracked me up, but I am dark, so dark. I don’t know who gets my cartoons, really. I’m just grateful that most editors do. But my editor at Slate didn’t put this really interesting drawing, with toned colors and mood and a really funny joke, on the [...]