[Updated] The Palm Beach Post describes Ivana Trump as a First Class pain and a Palm Beach jet-setter, “whom you’d think would fly private,” in the very first sentence. Ms. Trump is obviously already guilty. I mean she’s rich, right? The way a spokeswoman with the Palm Beach Sheriff’s Office puts it, the departing jet’s [...]

I don’t like sports. The only reason I wrote about Tiger Woods over Thanksgiving weekend was because I thought this was funny: The Orlando Sentinel reported that an orange and white barricade sat on top of a hole in front of Woods’ home. About 10 feet away, there was a tire track near an oak [...]

Sarah Palin’s new book, Going Rogue, is out! Oprah honored her with a chat. All forgiven. I see Top of the Ticket in the LA Times just reviewed Going Rogue: An American Life. No, not really! Instead, Andrew Malcolm just quoted from a review in the WaPo written by Ana Marie Cox, the original Wonkette [...]

What’s so bad about Fox News? I do think they report more about sad things like murders on our local Channel 11, and I don’t like our local news team much. But when Obama’s task force starts trying to exclude them from national media events & announcements, it does make the White House look a [...]

Balloon boy, go away. I didn’t see the story on Twitter. Half the trends there are people promoting themselves, or are crybaby stories, boring. I got more interested in the story when I saw the weird parents. A giant Mylar balloon took off from the backyard of the Heenes’ northern Colorado home Thursday. The couple [...]