Category: California, here I am

California is the place you ought to be – maybe.

fairy in the state capital cartoon

I live in a strange, strange state. What’s hiding in all that smog, fog, and detritus, anyway? Is California really the land of dreams, or just schemes? Is it magical, a place to find your success and fortune, and is the weather worth it?
I’m about to find out. I’ve lived here over 15 years, so [...]

Who set the Angeles Station Forest Fire?

smokey bear cartoon

If you tell me, I’ll share the $150,000 reward with you, 50- 50.
It’s unbelievable, this wretched fire is still burning in places, several weeks later. KHTS:
The Station Fire is 94 percent contained, with full containment now expected September 22. So far, the incident has consumed 160,557 acres of the Angeles National Forest which has not [...]

Men like to talk about sex.

Mike Duvall had sex cartoon

Did Assemblyman Mike Duvall have sex? Maybe!

We know he liked to talk about it, but…where’s the beef?
This writer at the San Francisco Chronicle is very disrespectful:
Orange County Republicans are like weeds. Cut off one and another will grow in its place.
She continues:

At least Duvall spared his wife, two children, himself, the Assembly and his party [...]

Sometimes it sucks to be gay.

gay unmarried cartoon

Not that I would know myself. But I sort of do know all the rest of it. Not that I’ve ever had an iPhone, or a house, but I lost an apartment I loved once. Chalk another one up to Dave Goldstein and John Heller.
Re the caption, living in LA, vs San Fran or [...]

Who paid for Michael Jackson’s flamboyant funeral?

Michael Jackson

We did. Los Angeles did. I’m so disgusted by this ostentatious funeral/memorial display! Shutting down part of the city, motor cascade, stars mouthing off, TV show, news coverage, blah blah blah. Not to mention the WASTE of money, when California is completely broke, with layoffs, warnings, etc by the state.
No doubt Michael Jackson would have [...]

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