Category: California, here I am

Investigative report on LA County Animal Shelters.

cold water. That

Yeah, I know it’s not as sexy as the market fall (which Twitter is ignoring, btw- obviously everyone in there either a) has no money b) doesn’t understand Standard and Poors or c) thinks money is too crass to talk about) But I wrote a big long report about the incompetent killing machine, the LA [...]

The 405 shuts down, but we gain our lives.

405 shut down cartoon, as a portent for the future rapture

* Finally cracked TIME Cartoons of the Week with this one! Yes, it took a local LA cartoon to make good on the East Coast. Also in Daily News today, LA Observed, CalWatchdog. You can’t know the excitement here about…a Freeway. The worst freeway. The one everyone hates to hate, the 405. The warnings started [...]

Arnold as Baby-daddy for Father’s Day.

Arnold S cartoon - he talks to the media about his bastard child

You know the story: Arnold Schwarzenegger shacked up with an unattractive but very sensual maid, Mildred Baena, (I must assume she had sex appeal at some point). I’m guessing it happened in the pantry, don’t you think? While Maria campaigned for causes or politics in the foyer. Arnold cartoon I know I said I wasn’t [...]

Arnold and Maria split because Arnold lost his mojo. UPDATED

Arnold Schwarzenegger cartoon as the Governator

What, you mean philandering and affairs (Arnold Schwarzenegger) aren’t enough reason for a couple to separate, but leaving political office will do just fine? Typical Kennedy thinking, Maria! Arnold S’s history with women in the studios I’ve never run into Arnold on studio lots or in public, but I remember reading the very scandalous stuff [...]

When Republicans turn into rogue elephants.

5 republicans defect and join jerry brown on the other side (left)

Kind of a funny situation in California now. Jerry Brown wants to hurry up and put a proposition on the ballot in June for voters: can he set up a special election to extend higher tax rates on sales, vehicles and income for five years. It’s not exactly raising taxes, but doesn’t lower anything. (Our [...]