Do you have to fill out any forms to join the Tea Party?

prisoner wonders if the tea party would let him join

Some jailbirds fantasize about women in prison. Others dream about what political party would make them happy. I hope everyone knows that felons (prisoners) can't vote. Oops. In some states, now, apparently felons can vote. (Maine and Vermont, at the date of this article, 2008). A loose-knit group of national organizations working to restore voting rights includes ...

When Republicans turn into rogue elephants.

5 republicans defect and join jerry brown on the other side (left)

Kind of a funny situation in California now. Jerry Brown wants to hurry up and put a proposition on the ballot in June for voters: can he set up a special election to extend higher tax rates on sales, vehicles and income for five years. It's not exactly raising taxes, but doesn't lower anything. (Our sales ...

National Velvet carried Elizabeth Taylor to stardom.

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At least, that's my take on it. Why did she die at a fairly young age, 79? I looked it up in several sources, and it was congestive heart failure. That can slow you down. As I understand it, your heart becomes this squishy thing, not like a strong muscle, so your blood kind of swishes ...

I’m not Elizabeth Taylor.

Media personality Andrew Breitbart gives a spe...

Although my cartoon on her is coming up. Just an amusing note that I know men, though not as many as she, and particularly 2 men on the front page of Daily Caller today! No, not Obama and Gadhafi! These are guys I know from LA Press Club wild parties. Actually they weren't very wild, but these ...

Japanese Stock Exchange teeters after the earthquake, too.

bank of japan throwing money into the country to stabilize the stock market

The Bank of Japan dumping yen into the economy to try to stabilize the stock market (and, oh yeah, our market as well.) (That is the first time I've ever used yen in a sentence.) Of course, I may have the entire scenario wrong, but I got a nice colorful cartoon out of it, with a ...

Nuclear radiation from Japan!!!!!!

nuclear radiation from map of japan falls into school

Because we believe all the headlines, right? Also, schools will be the first to get hit by radiation, if I remember classroom drills right I think we all knew that the media was exaggerating any danger from radiation. The brave Japanese workers who kept cooling down the factories kept most of the damage under control. (gulp) People in ...