What to do with your new diploma? Ewww, I hate daytime television! Never ever watch it. Even though I do like talk shows.
And I’ll never get unemployment, now that I’m self-employed. :( :( :( :(
I do like fonts, however. I got this idea after I read someone on MySpace who wrote, seriously, that he had just finished his 5-year plan, and now he just had to find a font for it. It still makes me laugh! Maybe I’ll redo this resume dealie next year.
Frankly, I hope these grads get off their duff, do some real work, and go buy my books.
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