Jones plans, and cancels, Disneyland party.

Another bulletin from Jones, the mysterious MySpace writer, who I think secretly writes for Phil Hendrie:

Oct 7, 2008 12:49 PM
Subject: may not be renting out Disneyland for birthday bash

Body: I know I promised many of you that I planned to reserve Disneyland for a 54th birthday bash in late March, but I am now having second thoughts. My utility bills were higher than expected this month, and there has been a marked increase in Bass E’s food consumption [his basset hound] –among other things. So, as it stands now, it looks doubtful I will be able to afford the type of party I promised, and know I deserve.

If it is any consolation, I think I could get a few of us 2-3 free rides at Knotts Berry Farm on a Monday or Tuesday night, after 11 p.m., in the same month.

If this news causes you to delete me from your friends list, I understand.

I never expected to have to send this type of bulletin.

Someone’s comment:

talk about a bummer. turn your damn a.c. off….Have you considered Magic Mountain?

Jones‘ reply:

That’s a good suggestion. I know the fighting is better at Magic Mountain.